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My Soap Box

On money...
People have to live day-to-day because they live day-to-day.

On people...
People are stupid. I hate people.

On traffic...
People who drive slow in the left lane should be beaten and arrested. I am a firm believer of this.

On crime...
Not only should we take away TV and hot meals, we should use criminals to test new medications and surgical procedures. Stop wasting money on new crash test dummies. Also, people who drive slow in the left-hand lane should be the first candidates.

On the office...
There is absolutely no reason why anyone would need to make noise in the bathroom. Sure, an occasional "Two at a time!" yell is acceptable in a stadium's Mens room, but in an office environment, we don't want to hear people groaning or talking to themselves. That's just wrong.

On government...
The U.S. government is the finest institution in the world....especially if they are reading this.