knowing which fork to eat cheese with
Because I know I can charge her money to see our kids
Because her house makes a meat freezer seem like a sauna in July
|Mark...||Because I know he secretly likes ballroom dancing|
the Gator Bowl game.
Because she's married a "man" named Quiram.
For always winning the first-person-to-fall-asleep contest.
For singing to me every time I see her.
Because she is fond of the term "Key Play".
For driving all over my front lawn