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Top 10 Good Things About Being Married
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| 10. | Never having to write a 'thank you' note again. |
| 9. | No longer referred to as 'that single loser'...'Married loser' sounds much better. |
| 8. | There's always someone around to let you know when you're using the wrong fork or eating with your mouth open. |
| 7. | You're done with wedding plans...until your next marriage. |
| 6. | You can make fun of your friends for having to sit through all those football games when they could be shopping for furniture. |
| 5. | The power trip of being in charge of taking out the trash. |
| 4. | You enjoy waiting in line for a State Inspection? Now you can do it twice as many times! |
| 3. | Always someone around to put their cold feet on you. |
| 2. | Hanging out in Victoria Secret is much less awkward. |
| And the number one reason... | |
| 1. | Never running out of deposit slips! |